Visual Contrast Lover Pillows

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Before/After

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Radical Think Tank

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

Snail Air Balloon

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."