Urban Contrast Lover Pillows

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Before/After

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Giant slug attacks a city

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Zorro does algebra.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Garages are very sought-after in India...

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

Adopt a pothole

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Snail Air Balloon

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'