Style Contrast Lover Pillows

"Nice haircut."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Before/After

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Bag Lady.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

Zorro does algebra.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Sty Guru

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Radical Think Tank

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead