Fashion Contrast Pillows

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

Before/After

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Nice haircut."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Zorro does algebra.

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Mummy with a mobile.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'I didn't get the job. They said I've not got enough determination.'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Snail Air Balloon

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

Isolated Shower

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

"Ron, look, a rainbow!"

Man begging getting pelted with coins.

"It's parent's evening tonight, Dad. Lose the hoodie."