Contrast Pillows

"Bag of whisper or sackful of shriek?"

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

The Formal Street Artist

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Undertaker's Flower Box.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Shadow Artist

The Hole that Divides

Wrong Side of the Equator

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

Mummy with a mobile.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

The Abominable Snow Shark.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Wrong Side of the equator.

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Snail Air Balloon

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."