Contrasts Pillows

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Pessimists v Optimists.

The Formal Street Artist

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

"Is there anybody there?"

Shadow Artist

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Mummy with a mobile.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Snail Air Balloon

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

"Soon, felllas, soon."

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

Isolated Shower

If these are people, what are those things I see walking along the streets of Newark, New Jersey every day? People.

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'