Plays With Contrasts Pillows

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Before/After

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Zorro does algebra.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Kids kaughing at policeman.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Mummy with a mobile.

Snail Air Balloon

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

Isolated Shower