Culinary Contrast Enthusiast Pillows

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Before/After

The Formal Street Artist

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Zorro does algebra.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Trends of 2000

Mummy with a mobile.

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

Snail Air Balloon

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

"Don't even think about it."

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

If these are people, what are those things I see walking along the streets of Newark, New Jersey every day? People.

Isolated Shower

"Ron, look, a rainbow!"

"Bag of whisper or sackful of shriek?"

Going out of business.