'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'
Culinary Contrast Enthusiast T-Shirts
Celebrate the playful side of cooking with t-shirts that showcase the delicious division and delightful differences in culinary styles—fun to wear and perfect for any foodie wardrobe.
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Before/After
The Formal Street Artist
'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'
Snowman dreaming of surfing.
'You think ideas are contained in food?'
Zorro does algebra.
After You Die/After Your Dog Dies
"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"
Trends of 2000
Mummy with a mobile.
'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...
'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'
Big dog little man.
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.
"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"
'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.
"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"
Snail Air Balloon
"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."
"Don't even think about it."
'I suggest we try somewhere else.'
"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."
"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."
"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"
"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."
'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'
If these are people, what are those things I see walking along the streets of Newark, New Jersey every day? People.
Isolated Shower
"Ron, look, a rainbow!"
"Bag of whisper or sackful of shriek?"
Going out of business.
Culinary Contrast Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
Culinary Contrast Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for culinary contrast enthusiasts—perfect for showcasing their love of flavor variety with a humorous twist.
Culinary Contrast Enthusiast Pillows
Brighten up your space with pillows that feature witty culinary contrasts—great for adding personality to any kitchen or lounge.
Culinary Contrast Enthusiast Prints
Browse prints that capture the vibrant interplay of flavors and styles—perfect for decorating a kitchen or dining room with a sense of humor and creativity.