Cuisine Contrast Lover Pillows

Before/After

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Nice haircut."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Zorro does algebra.

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Radical Think Tank

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Big dog little man.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Snail Air Balloon

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"