Plays With Contrasts Prints

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Before/After

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

Zorro does algebra.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Kids kaughing at policeman.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Mummy with a mobile.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

"No Chateau Lafite '62? Guess I'll have a brewskie."

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Snail Air Balloon

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

Isolated Shower

If these are people, what are those things I see walking along the streets of Newark, New Jersey every day? People.