Environmental Contrasts Pillows

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Before/After

Pessimists v Optimists.

The Formal Street Artist

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

"Is there anybody there?"

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Mummy with a mobile.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

The Abominable Snow Shark.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Look kids - the countryside!"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."

"Soon, felllas, soon."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

Isolated Shower

"Ron, look, a rainbow!"

General and Hippie read WAR AND PEACE.

"Bag of whisper or sackful of shriek?"