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Undertaker's Flower Box.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

You had me at vintage.

Children's Art Show.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Rodin's Browser

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"I read 'Art News.'"

The sunglasses.

Dali Chooses a Lobster