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Undertaker's Flower Box.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Rodin's Browser

You had me at vintage.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Escher exhibition first floor

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."