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Shadow Artist

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Formal Street Artist

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

Closet.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Crayo-Blah

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Entropy Seminar.

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'Life'

Dept of Entropy.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'