Contrast Explorers T-Shirts

General and Hippie read WAR AND PEACE.

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

The Formal Street Artist

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Shadow Artist

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

'I give up. What is it?'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Radical Think Tank

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'