Contrasts Mugs

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

"Is there anybody there?"

Shadow Artist

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Mummy with a mobile.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Snail Air Balloon

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"Soon, felllas, soon."

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

'I'll take everything at the division line. You get the rest.'

Isolated Shower