Fashion Contrast Mugs

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Before/After

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Nice haircut."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Zorro does algebra.

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'I didn't get the job. They said I've not got enough determination.'

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Mummy with a mobile.

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Snail Air Balloon

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

If these are people, what are those things I see walking along the streets of Newark, New Jersey every day? People.

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

Isolated Shower

"Ron, look, a rainbow!"

Man begging getting pelted with coins.