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A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Before/After

Giant slug attacks a city

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

The Formal Street Artist

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Zorro does algebra.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Garages are very sought-after in India...

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Adopt a pothole

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Snail Air Balloon

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint