Technology Contrast Lover Pillows

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Bring out yer books!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Nice haircut."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Current location

Moon Lander

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

The Formal Street Artist

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'