Technology Contrast Lover Gifts

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Bring out yer books!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Nice haircut."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Moon Lander

Current location

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

The Formal Street Artist

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'