Contradiction Lover Prints

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"I am not a hater. I just don't discriminate with my prejudices."

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I hate it when we fight."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

'Your place or mine?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"No aliens"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Oxymorons

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Right Against Right.

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

Grenadiers