Contradiction Lovers Prints

'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I hate it when we fight."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

'Your place or mine?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"No aliens"

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Just junk mail."

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Oxymorons

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Clancy: Good Idea

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'