Contradiction Critic Pillows

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Invade/Fail/Deny

Militant Pacifists

"No aliens"

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

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Get Ready for the Next One

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Clancy: Good Idea

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.'

Angel/Devil.

Nun reading book titled 'How to be good in bed.'