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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

Ebola Virus

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Calling the IDF

"No aliens"

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Moral Outrage.

Count Putin

The Boomerang Sanctions

Tension in middle east

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'Safe!'

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Oxymorons

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Olive Branches and Soldiers

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'