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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"No aliens"

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Ebola Virus

Moral Outrage.

'Safe!'

Count Putin

The Boomerang Sanctions

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

Tension in middle east

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

Oxymorons

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Hollow Victory.

G7

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"