Controversy Connoisseur Gifts

The elephant in the room.

Djokovic Judged

"Mr. Billings isn't avaliable now. Would you like to speak to his apologist?"

"Congratulations Barry Bonds!!! You've been inducted into the baseball hall of fame!. . ."

"Forget about old-fashioned TV ads. Nowadays you need a juicy sh******m!"

"I'm offended by everything these days."

Imus in the Mourning.

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"'The Donald' wants to refine his message, so he's brought in some consultants."

'Time I think for a beachfront Damien Hirst honour killing.'

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

Kanye West

Alternative names for the Washington Redskins

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

Hillary Clinton being interviewed.

Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Totalitarian Humour

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"My kid could do that."