Cultural Contrast Appreciator Gifts

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Meanwhile...in Albania

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

PODs Venn Diagram

Overly wordy travel.

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

Castle with parking lot.

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

"Hmmm, not sure if Beaumont is a large or x-large."

Radical Think Tank

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

French and British sportsmen shooting

Caveman painting by numbers.

"Soon, felllas, soon."

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."