Discovery Fan Gifts

I don't know what they are, but they're keeping up with us.

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Bright idea

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"The overthinker"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Da Vinci Cod

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Election 2020

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'I found another pothole.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Rembrandt's Selfies

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'He's been shot!'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"