Mammoth Discovery Fan Gifts

"As the Arctic permafrost melts we continue to discover a tremendous amount of mammoth dung."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

He looks so natural lying there...

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Mammoth Posing

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'He's been shot!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Philip of Mastodon

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Travel changed me."

The wool club for mammoths.

Republican Mutant Mammoth