Mammoth Discovery Fan T-Shirts

"As the Arctic permafrost melts we continue to discover a tremendous amount of mammoth dung."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Mammoth Posing

Dog detectives

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

You have to hunt a different one

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Travel changed me."

Philip of Mastodon

The wool club for mammoths.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.