Mammoth Fan T-Shirts

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

That was a lucky shot..!

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"That's our new church mascot."

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Pardon my glove."

Halloween sculptor

"I prefer your early pieces."