Vintage Monster Fan T-Shirts

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Steve McQueen

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Adult Barbershop

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

David Niven caricature

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well, we got the grant."

Jack in the Box

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Monster Realtor

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Halloween sculptor