Vintage Monster Fan Mugs

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Steve McQueen

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Jimi Hendrix.

Zombie pet tricks.

Adult Barbershop

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

David Niven caricature

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Well, we got the grant."

Jack in the Box

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."