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"Surprised?"

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

'All those perfectly adequate brain-donors out there, and Igor has to go and pick me a tele-evangelist...!'

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

'I don't feel I stand out in a crowd anymore.'

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

King Kongs first christmas

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Zombie pet tricks.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Official Fight Cards

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"