Classic Monster Fans Mugs

"Gesundheit."

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

Dracular standing in a que for 'Kisses'

"Is there any reason why you haven't filled out your organ-donor card?"

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

King Kongs first christmas

Zombie pet tricks.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."