Monster Fan Mugs

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."

'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

'That's a good question, Godzilla. Class, is threatening to stomp on someone's house considered bullying?'

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

Familiarity tries, unsuccessfully, to breed contempt in the lab.

'I'm what you might call a people-person'.

'You've changed.'

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

Cyclops: One eye, zero depth perception.

'I have to say, this is the most advanced case of foot fungus I've ever seen.'

"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."

The Scream and Monsters

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

'Hey - no feet on the seats...'

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Hardly a comprehensive biography"

Occupational Therapy

'I'm hoping he will be the solution to the nurses shortage crisis.'

Vampire with a violin

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'Come to think of it...there is garlic in the soup.'

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"They say he's a man of many parts."

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Oh, Happy Father's Day."

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

"Let's let him keep your ball."