Monster Costume Fan Mugs

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A Macaroni in 1772

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

Zombie pet tricks.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

I want to hold your hand

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.