Monster Costume Fan Pillows

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A Macaroni in 1772

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Zombie pet tricks.

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Official Fight Cards

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

I want to hold your hand