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"Surprised?"

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

'All those perfectly adequate brain-donors out there, and Igor has to go and pick me a tele-evangelist...!'

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

'I don't feel I stand out in a crowd anymore.'

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Official Fight Cards

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Zombie pet tricks.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"