Giant Monster Fans Pillows

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Zombie pet tricks.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Monster Clown

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.