Mammoth Admirer Gifts

'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'As animal traps go, I don't think THIS one has been properly thought through.'

"This climate change worries me. It's only the middle of April and it's already up to minus 20."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

Counting Mammoths

"Muddled, confused, vague, I'm not surprised, you're a woolly mammoth."

The purpose Stonehenge served remains open to debate.

Philip of Mastodon

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'I don't remember any trees along this path.'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Mammoth Posing

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."