Mammoth Aficionados Gifts

The wool club for mammoths.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Mammoth Posing

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Med School Mascots.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Philip of Mastodon

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

You have to hunt a different one

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Habits of the Night Moth

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Le Roi Kong