Mammoth Aficionados Mugs

The wool club for mammoths.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Mammoth Posing

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Philip of Mastodon

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Pass the SPF 20,000

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

"I think the lines down!"

The Habits of the Night Moth

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Le Roi Kong