Mammoth Enthusiasts Gifts

'700 for a floss and polish?!'

"I think the lines down!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Mammoth Posing

Young Godzilla.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Med School Mascots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"I'll have the chef."