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'700 for a floss and polish?!'

"I think the lines down!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

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Young Godzilla.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"I'll have the chef."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

The wool club for mammoths.

Pass the SPF 20,000

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Philip of Mastodon

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."