Mammoth Meat Lovers Gifts

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

*=Hotdog

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Mammoth Posing