Mammoth Meat Lovers Gifts

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Important Food Groups

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Family Butcher.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Mammoth Posing

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

*=Hotdog

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'