Mammoth Eater Gifts

"You ordered mammoth again?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Mammoth Posing

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

Philip of Mastodon

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Molecular gastronomy.

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

Mammoth hoover

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Endangered Entrees

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'