"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"
Monster Meal Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a monster meal enthusiast? Our collection features amusing and creative items that highlight the wild side of dining. From humorous mugs to playful t-shirts, these products are designed to satisfy a craving for fun and originality. Whether they love giant burgers or spooky snacks, you'll find something that makes every mealtime a little more monstrous and a lot more entertaining.
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building
'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
Dead Funny
Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
The Loch Ness Rowing Team
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
'Red Rover, Red Rover...'
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'
Myths and legends...
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"
"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"
Horror Stories.
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'
For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.
"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
Monster Meal Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Monster Meal Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of monster meal enthusiast mugs and find the perfect humorous design to start or end their day with a smile.
Monster Meal Enthusiast Pillows
Discover playful pillows that celebrate their passion for monster meals—ideal for adding humor and personality to any living space.
Monster Meal Enthusiast Prints
Check out our vibrant prints celebrating monstrous feasts and quirky food fun—perfect for brightening up their kitchen or dining area.
Monster Meal Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our fun and quirky t-shirts designed for monster meal lovers and let their personality shine through their wardrobe.