Monster Meal Enthusiast Pillows

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"