Moth Enthusiasts Gifts

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Mammoth Posing

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Philip of Mastodon

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

The wool club for mammoths.

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

"I think the lines down!"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

The Habits of the Night Moth

'Shall I be moth?'

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

Why moths should not drive at night.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."